In case you can't tell I am a little grumpy today. In fact FI, myself and MM are all a little grumpy today. Most people would be if woken up at 5.05am by a 'cock-a-doodle-doo'. In case you are wondering, I'll clear a couple of things up for you... No I don't live on a farm, Yes it IS still dark at 5.05am and no I don't have any pet chooks.

My anger is quite squarely directed at Dora. You know the one- the annoying little explorer who can't actually manage to do anything for herself - "I need YOUR help- will YOU help me?" Umm no. No I won't. Not ever again. F' Off. You have taught my previously delightful nearly 3 year old angel, to wake me up at the crack of dawn with a VERY pleasant (please note the 'sartalics') "cock-a-doodle-doo". And WHY was he up so early?? Well isn't it obvious? He wanted to watch Dora. Arrrrggggggggghhhhhh.

When I explained that in fact it was the middle of the night and Dora isn't on in the middle of the night, MM decided it was entirely appropriate to have a complete tanty. Fun morning.

Is anyone corrupting your perfectly well behaved, innocent children??

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4 Responses
  1. Di-licious Says:

    I loathe Dora too! I made the mistake of getting an ap for my phone and now my daughter plays with it non-stop.
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  2. Janelle Says:

    Yep - Dora! My girl is obsessed! Although I don't mind Dora so much, but we haven't got to the waking-up-at-the-crack-of-dawn-to-watch-it stage, sounds awful! When my little toddler asks to watch it and I'm not in the mood, I simply tell her that Dora is at school, or has gone to the beach, or is asleep.....seems to work for her. For how long though, I don't know!
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  3. Dora is banned in this house. I can't stand her at all. Also, High Five - ARGH!

  4. Yeah I think we are going to have to look at some options now. It is getting rediculous... I like the idea of a total ban Becky- good one.

    Janelle beware- it starts out innocently enough and then before you know it, you are singing "I did it!" at the end of every task and your toddler is ADDICTED!